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Blog 13 – Twenty Things to do if the Internet Stopped Working

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If the internet stopped working…What would you do?

Here’s a list of things you can do if the above happens, in no particular order:

  1. Go back to the good old days playing Pinball on your computer
  2. Actually use Microsoft Paint for entertainment
  3. Watch a Shitload of movies on DVD/Blu-Ray
  4. Go outside
  5. Have a Life
  6. Notice things you didn’t notice before
  7. Be socially adequate
  8. Stress
  9. Panic
  10. Go insane
  11. Be active
  12. Manic depression
  13. Go back to watching television
  14. Attempt suicide
  15. Realise you’ve only been deprived of this “necessity” for a short time
  16. Pray
  17. Keep calm
  18. Break down
  19. Realise that there is more to life than the internet
  20. Realise that you were wrong

There is only one way to prepare everyone for when this day comes… And that is by Sharing This Post!!!

Peace,

Syd

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