I took over half an hour selecting an appropriate header image for this article, so please… Take a moment out to appreciate it. That is exactly what being in the friendzone feels like x 100 (From reliable sources).
I’ve been meaning to write this article for quite some time now, but I’ve never actually got round to it. One of the reasons being that I believed that I could write a decent introduction and a punchline finish (As per usual), but I didn’t know exactly what to write in the body of the text. I had informed some of my friends that I wanted to write this article and they seemed to quite like the idea. So here goes….
If you have no clue what the hell the friendzone is… The image to the right sums it up perfectly.
So I was thinking… Shall I make this into a jokey article? Throw a few puns around maybe?
Nah… This is a serious matter.
People’s lives are at stake here.
Dreams have been shattered.
Hopes are destroyed.
In fact… Entire civilizations have been torn apart because of this.
I must tackle this in a professional and appropriate manner.
But then I thought… Naaah, fuck it.
I can write a whole essay on this, but I won’t. The point I will make here is that us men should tread a lot more carefully than for allowing oneself to fall into this horrific trap.
Once you go in, there is no way out.
You’re pretty much fucked.
So, the single, best thing you can do to avoid it… Is to man up…
How?
Either go for it from the start or back off. End of.
Oh and if you’ve come here from Google or somewhere similar. I feel for you, bro. I honestly do… Hard times. From one brother to another, put your handbag away and stop feelin’ sorry for yourself you whiny little bitch.
Mind you, the other day… I saw a conversation whereby a lady was actually friendzoned by a guy. Via text. I didn’t even know this was possible?! One of the most unusual things I have ever seen in my lifetime!
In fact, I want you all to check out Exhibit A: I feel sorry for the guy… He has been level 99 friendzoned!
But you know, it isn’t all bad you see. A lot of good can come out of it too and you wouldn’t even know it.
Time to shoot off folks…
Peace,
Syd
IMPORTANT: I know I haven’t blogged for about 2 weeks, but listen… I actually have another brand new written series coming to The EssWhyDee Blog!!!
I can guarantee that a lot of you will like it as it will be something different, unique and will have humour added into it! So stay tuned. Oh, and I appreciate every one of my followers sticking around even though I haven’t posted in a while. If you enjoyed this post, go ahead and share it with your buddies… Or with that certain buddy that needs to have a read of this… 😉 Good luck.
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