Blog 57 – The Duck Face – Why Bother?

Ah, we all knew this would eventually crop up some time or another eh?

*Evil laughter*

This is like the perfect rant practically begging to happen, and don’t you know it…

First of all, for those of you that are not familiar with this term… The fuck dace – The duck face is excessive, unnecessary pouting.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m cool with people pouting (If they’re a model or are advertising some sort of lip ointment for women).

But then you get all these random despicable pictures that people put on for public viewing.

Please. Don’t do this to your self.

I think I speak for the majority of the male (and possibly female) species when I say;

It is not attractive.

There is not a morsel of it that is funny.

It is not cute.

It gets you the wrong type of attention.

You look like a duck. A fuckin’ duck. Who wants to look like a duck?

I’m here, speaking words of wisdom, honesty and integrity and I plead on behalf every other person on this planet; Just stop.

For the love of life, Staaaaahp

This needs to end now.

The duck face…

Why Bother?

Peace,

Syd

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