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Gossypiboma

"A term referring to a mistake discovered post-operatively, in which one or more surgical sponges is left behind in the body after closing the patient [...] and are often grounds for malpractice lawsuits." Medical Dictionary (Slightly re-worded) Oh wow, fancy going for an op, and finding out you have a sponge or two still inside you. Is this where 'cleansing the soul' came from?… Continue reading Gossypiboma

Rants, Funny & Other Articles

Article 65 – Women or A Woman?

Well. Well. Well. What do we have here eh? I knew this topic would crop up one day or another, but do not worry. This article isn't what it sounds like (yet). Trust me... šŸ˜‰ Let us step inside the Tardis for just one moment and travel back in time to this time last year...… Continue reading Article 65 – Women or A Woman?

Why Bother?

Article 64 – Chain Letters – Why Bother?

Oh I love writing articles in this category. Why Bother? has produced some of my personal favourite posts and are a joy to write. I haven't written one in a while but let's see where this goes... Let's get serious with this alright, it's a serious problem. I always wondered how the whole concept of… Continue reading Article 64 – Chain Letters – Why Bother?

Rants, Funny & Other Articles

Article 63 – My Issue with Selfies

As we all know, the popularity of taking a picture of one's self has seen a massive increase in popularity over the last couple of years or so and with apps such as SnapChat and Instagram a few taps away, I don't see the trend declining anytime soon. Let's set something straight. Selfies do not… Continue reading Article 63 – My Issue with Selfies

Rants, Funny & Other Articles

Article 62 – How to Lose Weight in Three Easy Steps

In an age largely reliant on the internet, there has been a massive change to people's lifestyles in the last 15 years or so. That being said, We have generally seen an increasingly overweight human race... from what I hear that is (What do I know? I'm only 20). It's not like I knew much… Continue reading Article 62 – How to Lose Weight in Three Easy Steps

'My Thoughts' on Certain Topics

Blog 59 – My Thoughts on The Facebook Poke

First of all, let me enlighten you to the fact that I've only ever used this function like once or twice... all of which were poke-backs. Also, it has been a loooong time since I've written an article in the "My Thoughts On" series. But anyway... on to theĀ Poking! NEVER have I encountered such a… Continue reading Blog 59 – My Thoughts on The Facebook Poke

Why Bother?

Blog 57 – The Duck Face – Why Bother?

Ah, we all knew this would eventually crop up some time or another eh? *Evil laughter* This is like the perfect rant practically begging to happen, and don't you know it... First of all, for those of you that are not familiar with this term... The fuck dace - The duck face is excessive, unnecessary… Continue reading Blog 57 – The Duck Face – Why Bother?

Why Bother?

Blog 55 – Extra Bright Selfies – Why Bother?

2013 was undoubtedly the year of the selfie. Don't worry, I haven't got an issue with that. But what creeps me out is the extra-bright selfie. You know... the light intensive photos. This is basically when a person turns their phone around to take a photo with the rear-facing camera and leave the flash switched… Continue reading Blog 55 – Extra Bright Selfies – Why Bother?

Rants, Funny & Other Articles

Blog 54 – Demons run when a good man goes to war

No humour, no punchline. Just pure bullshit. Views make me feel warm and fuzzy inside so just go ahead and read it. (Don't judge me) Demons run. Demons run when a good man goes to war. Pat yourself on the back if you know where the title is from. Slap yourself if you don't.Ā (Comment if… Continue reading Blog 54 – Demons run when a good man goes to war

Rants, Funny & Other Articles

Blog 53 – Why the New Year is like Facebook…

First of all, what did y'all think of the "Xmas 2013 special" on my blog? What? What do you mean you haven't read it? Ah, well there wasn't an Xmas special you see. That's probably why... I know I spoke highly of me preparing for it and what-not, but it didn't get published, my laptop… Continue reading Blog 53 – Why the New Year is like Facebook…