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Blog 58 – I know you’re reading this…

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A super-short post.

I know you’re there… Deciding on whether to read the rest of this post or not.

I’m not talking about you, I’m talking about that voice in your head right at this moment that is reading this.

What accent does it have when you read my blog posts? Do you read them in your voice or do you read them in mine? Continue reading “Blog 58 – I know you’re reading this…”

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Blog 56 – Do Professional Opinions Exist?

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Do professional opinions exist?

Of course they exist… or do they?

Let’s dig a little deeper though.

I’ll give you a little insight as to what happened on a particular WordPress blog the other day…

A blogger had posted about war and asked for comments regarding military intervention between countries etc.

I commented saying that “I am not a fan of military intervention unless it was a VERY LAST resort and that a life lost is a life lost, regardless of what side you’re on.” Continue reading “Blog 56 – Do Professional Opinions Exist?”

Why Bother?

Blog 55 – Extra Bright Selfies – Why Bother?

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2013 was undoubtedly the year of the selfie.

Don’t worry, I haven’t got an issue with that.

But what creeps me out is the extra-bright selfie.

You know… the light intensive photos.
Continue reading “Blog 55 – Extra Bright Selfies – Why Bother?”

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Blog 54 – Demons run when a good man goes to war

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No humour, no punchline. Just pure bullshit. Views make me feel warm and fuzzy inside so just go ahead and read it.

(Don’t judge me)

Demons run. Demons run when a good man goes to war.

Pat yourself on the back if you know where the title is from. Slap yourself if you don’t. (Comment if you know where I stole the title from)

What with people still on-about their resolutions for 2014… here’s a likkle pep talk/motivational speech sorta thing. It’s more for myself and fellow bloggers than for the general public to read. But don’t stop reading now. Trust me, there’s no turning back… Continue reading “Blog 54 – Demons run when a good man goes to war”

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Blog 53 – Why the New Year is like Facebook…

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First of all, what did y’all think of the “Xmas 2013 special” on my blog?

What?

What do you mean you haven’t read it?

Ah, well there wasn’t an Xmas special you see. That’s probably why… Continue reading “Blog 53 – Why the New Year is like Facebook…”

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Blog 52 – Update on The Kidnapping

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It’s me again.

Don’t spill your drinks, It’s only a flying visit.

Not the usual article from myself, however.

Here’s what’s up.

I’m confused at what to do with The Kidnapping…

For my newer readers, no I am not plotting a kidnapping, nor do I intend to be kidnapped in the foreseeable future (Or ever, for that matter)… Continue reading “Blog 52 – Update on The Kidnapping”

Why Bother?

Blog 51 – Stopping half way through a sentence – Why Bother?

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So some (none) of you may have noticed that I haven’t posted for about 2 weeks. Sure I miss the occasional weekly post… But for two darn weeks I went silent.

I went quiet quiet. not even a tweet from either @EssWhyDeeBlog or @EssWhyTech

Sure, It isn’t a huge deal. But what if there was a deeper meaning to the silence?

Just think… Continue reading “Blog 51 – Stopping half way through a sentence – Why Bother?”

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Blog 50 – What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger – Interpreted

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I’ve tuned down the humour for this article. It’s genuinely something to ponder about.

“What doesn’t kill you, make you stronger” is a phrase that has always been rather popular with the unwashed masses. Heck, It’s a pretty darn good saying an’ all, don’t-cha think? …. Don’t-chaaa?

Commonly used to raise one’s spirit, usually a lie told to yourself to make you feel like you are stronger than you actually are.

Is there anything wrong with that? Of course not… We all need to tell ourselves a little white lie once in a while so we feel comfortably satisfied with what has just happened or to help us come to terms with such and such.

But then you can also apply this phrase in a more literal manner. Continue reading “Blog 50 – What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger – Interpreted”

Why Bother?

Blog 49 – Logic – Why Bother?

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Logic – “Reasoning conducted or assessed according to strict principles of validity”

I get amazed at the lack of logic us humans use sometimes.

It’s just plain and simple things that people over-complicate which causes them to have little to no logic in what they do or say.

Why can’t people just think like me…? Then the whole world would be a much simpler place.

For example:

Today is the 4th of November which means it’s almost Bonfire night.

November starts with an “N”, which is the 14th letter of the alphabet. Continue reading “Blog 49 – Logic – Why Bother?”

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Blog 47 – Haters Gonna Hate

Or as you might say... "Haters gonna hate"
Or as you might say… “Haters gonna hate”

This is a topic that can pretty much be under any category. For example, I could have easily made this into an Interpreted article, a My Thoughts On article, or even added it to the most popular category, Why Bother?

But then I remembered, I had promised that you guys got to dictate what format of article you wanted. Apparently, 50% of you wanted a funny rant. Great.

Fucking great. Humour doesn’t just grow on trees you know.

Anyway, to this week’s topic…

Haters.

The way this term is thrown about over the internet, real life and in general conversation lately has started to bug me so much that I thought I’d write something on it.

How original eh? *Smiles creepily while the lights flicker* Continue reading “Blog 47 – Haters Gonna Hate”